Amy Schumer Tells Fans She's Not Pregnant After Surprise Wedding

Amy Schumer Tells Fans She's Not Pregnant After Surprise Wedding”

Only Amy Schumer could bring this off - combining a joke about her secret Malibu wedding Tuesday to chef Chris Fischer with a reference to the Florida school shootings.

She recalled one awkward double date they had endured soon after meeting on a dating app in late 2015: "We went out with a couple who had been together a long time", she shared.

Schumer, who is a stand-up comedian, writer and actress from NY, previously dated professional wrester Nick Nemeth and comedian Anthony Jeselnik.

Their wedding announcement comes only a few days after Schumer and her now-husband made their relationship social media official with a loving Instagram post on Sunday. Numerous attendees at Schumer's wedding must have been exhausted after all the celebrating they'd been doing these past few days. "Yup", she captioned a series of snaps from her big day (which you can see below).

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Her new hubby was formerly a sous chef at Mario Batali's Babbo and is also close friends with Jake Gyllenhaal, who also attended the wedding, furthering his Hollywood credentials. He won the 2016 James Beard Award for American Cooking for his New England recipe-filled "The Beetlebung Farm Cookbook".

Chris owns and runs his family farm, Beetlebung Farm, in Martha's Vineyard. It certainly seems like things are amicable, as the comedian thanked her ex for some furniture he'd built for her in September.

It is reported that Schumer and Fischer began dating a year ago, with the star confirming the relationship on Instagram last Sunday, February 11 with a picture taken at Ellen DeGeneres' 60th birthday party.

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